Alcohol Jokes - Beer Jokes

Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Magic Desert Drink

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink. The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer. The second guy went down the slide yelling, ''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade. The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

Categories: Genie Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
Anonymous

Good Bud

Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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