Alcohol Jokes

Good Bud

Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Doctors Daiquiri

A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03 PM. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The Doctor came in and took a sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry," replied the bartender..."It's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Rum Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Harambe at MadTree

Harambe and a friend walk into the taproom at MadTree Brewing in Cincinnati. After quite a few drinks, Harambe asks for a final mug of Happy Amber, his favorite brew. His friend says, "Dude, you've had too much today. Just get some ice to suck on for a while until we leave." Harambe nods his agreement, and the bartender says, "So, just ice?"
His friend says, "Yep, just ice for Harambe."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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