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Light Bulb - Dan Quayles
Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.
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Comcast Blues
Comcast service is getting worse by the day. Last week I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same channel. I placed an order for jewelry and ended up buying a congressman from New Jersey.
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Bill and Hillary's Bed
Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom, when Hillary wakes and starts shaking Bill. Bill groggily opens his eyes and says, "Honey, it's 3am. What do you want?"
"I have to go use the bathroom," Hillary replies. Bill blinks. "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom." "No," Hillary says, "I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."
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