Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes

Saxophone

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?
A: Because he had a hor-monica.

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Light Bulb - Dan Quayles

Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.

Anonymous

Comcast Blues

Comcast service is getting worse by the day. Last week I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same channel. I placed an order for jewelry and ended up buying a congressman from New Jersey.

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