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Profession Jokes - Police Jokes

Wordplay - Crushed
A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him.
Police say he had only his shelf to blame.
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Anonymous
Asking for Help
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a policeman?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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Anonymous
How Many Cops to Arrest a Mexican?
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges!
Categories:
Ethnic / Country Jokes
(Mexico Jokes)
, Racist Jokes
(Mexican Jokes)
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Submitted BY: darrenboy2