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Profession Jokes - Police Jokes
Night Shift
Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, One-Liner Jokes
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, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Officer Termination
An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.
Categories:
Profession Jokes
(Police Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Masturbation Jokes)
, Drug Jokes
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Anonymous
Shopping Mall
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."
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