Blonde - Cop

A blonde policewoman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts." The policewoman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

Police Work

Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.

Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...