Profession Jokes - Cowboy Jokes

Views of the Grand Canyon

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"

Categories: Art & Music Jokes (Painter Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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Three Types of Tea

An American cowboy was traveling in England and decided to stop at a tea shop for a drink. On the menu there were several different teas to choose from. When the waitress came to take his order, the cowboy asked, "Ma'am, what the hell do all these names mean?" The waitress calmly replied, "We have basically three types of tea, sir. The pea-cove tea is 90% substance and 10% aroma, the orange tea is 10% substance and 90% aroma, and the Blackberry tea is an acquired taste." The cowboy responded, "Where I come from, we have three types of tea too, Ma'am. There's s-h-i-T which is 90% substance and 10% aroma, there is f-a-r-T which is 10% substance and 90% aroma, and then there is c-u-n-T which is an acquired taste."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Dallas Cowboy Jokes

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
 
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
 
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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