Profession Jokes

Astronaut Booty Call - Equator

I'd like to be in orbit below your equator.

Anonymous

Psychic's Pants

Q: What do you get if you put your hand down an psychic's pants?
A: Your palm red once a month.

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In Jail

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

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