Eat Properly

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

Witch Doctor Dancer

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: "Voodoo like to dance with me?"

Why Ask Why

• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?