Tailgating

A man was driving home from work and approached an intersection. The light turned yellow just in front of him. He stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
A tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."

Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo

It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!
Now its 11:00 at the police station...
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!
Now its midnight... and the power goes out...!!
Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
Billi-Jo: Sure Billy-Bob!... wait?! Billy-Bob thats not my belly-button.
Billy-Bob: I know... and thats not my finger!! 

Go home and wait

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
February 10, 1993 FBI and Florida authorities arrested Paul E. Flasher, 45, who had been sentenced to five years in prison in 1980 for grand theft but who had never been jailed. Flasher said he had gone home from the sentencing hearing in Tampa and "sat tight," just as his lawyer had instructed, waiting for notification to report to prison. Authorities forgot him for 12 years.