Long Tube

Q: What do they call 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital?
A: One I.V. League.

Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.

Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"