Profession Jokes

Why Gynecology

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

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Comcast Blues

Comcast service is getting worse by the day. Last week I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same channel. I placed an order for jewelry and ended up buying a congressman from New Jersey.

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Honeymoon Cruise

Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some Dramamine." The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine, please." "Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"

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