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Unfit Words to Hear
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested.
"Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."
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Foxhole Dilemma
Q: You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Knock Knock - Dennis
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dennis!
Dennis who?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out!
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