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Pirates Pierced Ears
Q: A: How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A: A Buccaneer!
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Airport Security - Booty Call
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed, but if you leave your liquids here, I'll make you cream later.
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Hiccups
A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any last requests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah... (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?"
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