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Tell the Whole Truth
"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?" "Well, your Honor," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."
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Cross a Stripper and Model
Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A: A boner.
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Plastered Lawyers
Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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