Congressmen And Light Bulbs

Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.

Cold Docs

Q: What are two doctors with colds?
A: An ironic Paradox.

Killed Your Rooster!

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him" ."Suit yourself,"  the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."