Werewolf Hairdresser

Q: What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!

The Guilty Nurse

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I meet one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." 
"I see", nodded the psychiatrist, "and you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."  "NO!!!", exclaimed the nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"

Here's Your Punishment

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"