Profession Jokes

Office Store Accident

Horrific accident at the office supply store. Luckily there were no fatalities, but everyone was taken to hospital. Doctors say they're in a staple condition.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Gay and Straight Rodeo

Q: What's the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
A: In the straight rodeo they say, ''Ride them suckers!''...

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes) , Riddles
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