Lawyers Love Sushi

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

A: It's called Sosumi.

Science Fiction Writers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to say, "In 1876, Jules Verne had the first intimations that electrostatic power was a viable energy alternative. Hitherto, the only sources ..."

A Bright Attorney

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. "I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer. "No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith. "Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it's starting to rain."