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The Doctor Said to the Housewife
The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"
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Pulled Over, Too Drunk
A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving across the lanes of a road. "Get out of the car, please." "But I'm not drunk, officer!" "Listen, it doesn't matter if you're drunk or not. If you don't get out of this car, I'll arrest you anyway." "Fine," says the man and gets out of the car. "Okay, now walk this white line." The man looks at the line. "Which one of them do I walk on?"
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What's Up Doc
Patient: "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"
Doctor: "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
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