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A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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Lawyers in a Basement
Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement
A: A whine cellar.
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Frog On The Head
A man walks into a doctor's office one day with a frog on his head. He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?" The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"
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