Light Bulb - City Planners

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.

Cold Politics

It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in his OWN pockets.

You Might Be a Redneck If, Your High School...

Your high school annual yearbook is now a mug shot book for the police department.