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The Battery at the Gynecologist
Q: What did the battery say to the gynecologist?
A: It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!
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Submitted BY: xoplague
Olympic Twist
An elderly Japanese man visiting Rio for the Olympics was having eye trouble. He went to a Brazilian eye doctor to get some relief. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."
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Mistaken Identity
Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
