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Being under oath
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Too Big To Bury
Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe-box.
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Psychics Can't Have Children
Q: Why can't psychics have children?
A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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