Profession Jokes

Helping a Criminal

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.  When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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Geriatric Gynecologist

Q:  What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?
A:  A spreader of old wives' tales!

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Serious Disease

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?She was told that it was. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'"

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