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Hang Glider Pilot Stories

Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian, and one South African, were in the Australian outback in the shadow of Aer's Rock, setting up camp for the night and telling tales of their incredible bravado. "I once crash-landed in a mangrove swamp," said the Australian, "where there were 6 men all being torn apart by vicious crocodiles. I eviscerated all the crocs and then flew the men to safety with my hang-glider." "That's nothing," said the South African. "I once flew 200 miles over the Pacific to rescue a fallen hang-glider who was being eaten by a vicious Great White Shark. I then ate the Great White Shark and flew my friend to safety." The Irishman said nothing, and continued to poke the fire with his cock.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Penal Enlargement Announcement

I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery -- thought I'd share that with everybody. But the surgery is dangerous, and it's really expensive. But I found this great, safe alternative to penal enlargement surgery: the metric system.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ads & Newspapers (Public Announcements)
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Mighty Weapons

Once, in medieval times, there was a King who was getting bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest to see who in his court had the mightiest "weapon." The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon... He pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played appropriate music.
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played appropriate music.
After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a 30 pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen."

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