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Two guys at a bar.  One guy says, "The two things that hot women have in common are big tits and a pretty onion ass." The other guy asks, "What's an onion ass?"  First guy replies, "One that's so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes!" 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Boob Jokes
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Brown Ring

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next morning he had two rings around his penis. Immediately, he went to the doctor. "I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "The good news is the red ring is lipstick and the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Wee Jordan

One day wee Jordan was out walking with his lass in the fields of Scotland. While walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee Jordan I can tell you want to hold my hand!" Wee Jordan says "aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Well" she says "I can tell by the gleam in your eye." Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee Jordan I can tell you want to give me a kiss". "Well, aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Ah wee Jordan, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!" Walking along a bit further she says "Wee Jordan I can tell you want to make love to me." He says, "Aye lass that I do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!" "No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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