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Don't Touch

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Paddlers

Q: What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur Traders.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Green Grocers

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Phoenix reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the Green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Submitted BY: RichK
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