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Star Wars Remastered

The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
15.  New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.
14.  He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely
13.  Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.
12.  Luke accused of killing ex-wife and advised by Obi Wan to "Use the Fifth, Luke."
11.  The commercial tie-in appearance of Jabba's big brother, Pizza the Hut.
10.  Newly-colorized Darth Vader is mauve.
9.  C3PO has a conspicuous "Intel Inside" sticker on his shiny brass ass.
8.  Han, Luke, Obi-Wan and C3PO now sporting bitchin' goatees.
7.  New scene where Luke shakes JFK's hand and tells him he has to pee.
6.  Jabba the Butt-head saying, "Hehe...hehe...she said, 'Lay ya.'"
5.  Revealing scene in the bathroom shows how "Han Solo" got his name.
4.  During one lonely night, Princess Lea finds R2D2's special attachment.
3.  Anti-fur activists from planet PETA spray Chewbacca with red paint.
2.  The X-Wing pilot who blows up the Death Star? Richard Jewell.
And the Number 1 Surprise in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"...
1.  Dismembered victim of Obi-Wan Kenobi's light saber in bar scene none other than John Wayne Bobbitt.

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Feeling Blue

Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
A: A tight-fisted wanker.

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No Protection

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: "You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off." The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan. The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?" The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA." The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off." The man answers, "Yes!" The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."

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