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Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Wedding Night

On their wedding night, the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride. "That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes ."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Pissing on a Ferrari

One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone pissing on his Ferrari. "Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?" "Because I feel like it." "Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari." "Whatever." So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour. Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up. "I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?" "It's easy," says the running man, "when your dick is stuck in the door."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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