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Feeling Blue
Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
A: A tight-fisted wanker.
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Elephant and a Naked Man.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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No Protection
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: "You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We'll have to cut it off." The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Pakistan. The doctor examines him and says, "You've been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?" The man replies, "Yes a few in the USA." The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off." The man answers, "Yes!" The doctor smiles, nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."
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