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Whorehouse Visit

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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I Want That Car

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish I could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "I wish my whole body was covered in curly hair because my sister has a small patch between her legs and that is how she got both of those cars."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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How to Pick Up Women

There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Luca) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Luca had no problem picking up gorgeous women.  He was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success. 
Vladimir: "Luca! How do you do it? How do you attract so many beautiful women?"
Luca: "Well, I'll tell ya!  But it's a secret,  just between you and me. I don't want my system to become too public."
Vladimir: "OK. It's a deal."
Luca: "You see those potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one and put it in my Speedo. When the women see it, they come running from miles around."
Vladimir: "That's it? I can do that."
The next day, Vladimir went over to the produce stand and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find. He then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedo. As he walked out onto the beach, he immediately noticed that women and men began to notice him. "It's working, he thought."  But soon he began to realize that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost disgusted by the sight of him. He rushed over to Luca and asked, "Luca, what's the problem? Why isn't it working?"
Luca: "Because you're supposed to put the potato in the FRONT!!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes
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