Word Play Jokes

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Always Out Of Breath

Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!

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Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?
A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

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