Word Play Jokes

Fastest Way to a Man's Heart

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Jock Booty Call - Soccer

Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

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The Queen's Legs

There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs. A policeman came along and said, "What are you doing?" The two men said, "We're were waiting for the Queen's Legs to open so we can have a drink."

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