Word Play Jokes

Witchy Christmas

Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
A: "Deck the halls with poison ivy!"

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Just been to see a kangaroo that can perform mime.
It was a Marceau-pial.

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Lazy Baker

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!

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