Word Play Jokes

Football Playing Vampires

Q: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
A: Blood oranges!

Anonymous

Giant with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
A: You didn't? It's all over town.

Anonymous

Healthy Selection

That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.

Anonymous
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