Word Play Jokes

Little Bad Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood was a bad bitch. She looked so fucking good, damn! When she got to grandmas, the wolf jumped out and said, "Damn bitch, Imma fuck the shit outta you." Red pulled a glock out her basket and said, "Nah motherfucker, you're gonna eat me like the story said."

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Yo Mama - Bra Size

Yo mama is so fat, 401K is her bra size.

Anonymous

Troops to Bush and Rumsfeld

Q: What did the troops say to Bush and Rumsfeld when they told them to march to Baghdad?
A: We Kuwait!

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