Word Play Jokes

Confederate General

Q: Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
A: Robert E Flea!

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Type Genius

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she studied for a blood test.

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Greatest Daddy

Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, "My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank." The second boy said, "That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!" The third boy said, "That's nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!"

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