Word Play Jokes

Difference Between Flashing Lights

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

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Adolf

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Grasshopper With No Legs

Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!

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