Word Play Jokes

Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

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Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

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Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!

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