Times Have Changed?

In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar... since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

McCrass

There once was a man named McCrass. His balls were made out of brass. When he clanged them together, They made stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass.

Be Bolder

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach. The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."