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Penal Enlargement Announcement
I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery -- thought I'd share that with everybody. But the surgery is dangerous, and it's really expensive. But I found this great, safe alternative to penal enlargement surgery: the metric system.
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Armani Suit
Q: What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."
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Govenor Chris Christie
Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.
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