Word Play Jokes

Cosmetic Walk

Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?
A: Her lips stick.

Anonymous

Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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Anonymous

Priest, Rabbi and Little Boy

A priest and a rabbi walk through the woods and come upon a little boy. The rabbi says, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The priest says, "Screw him." The rabbi says, "Yes, but outta what?"

Anonymous
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