Word Play Jokes

Cookie Goes to Doctor

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he felt crummy.

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Cosmetic Walk

Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?
A: Her lips stick.

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Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.
A: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.

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