Word Play Jokes

Two Sets of Lips

Q: Why do woman have two sets of lips?
A: One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!

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Adam's Apple

Q: Why did Adam accept the apple from Eve?
A: Because he couldn't eat her cherry.

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Fish Chat

Q: What did the whitefish say in conversation with each other?
A: Nothing that made any sense, as they were both "talking pollocks!"

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Submitted BY: Nicholas Winskill
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