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A husband and wife were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.
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Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!
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Elephant
Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
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