Word Play Jokes

Even Steven

Q: Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?
A: He wanted to tie the score.

Anonymous

Pirate Wheel

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?" The pirate says, "Arrrr! It drives me nuts!"

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Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Anonymous
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