Word Play Jokes

Salty Bat

Q: What sound do 16 sodium atoms make when they walk into McDonalds followed by Batman?
A: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

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High Dive

You might be a redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

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One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

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