Word Play Jokes

High Dive

You might be a redneck if you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.

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One Wish

A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.

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Little People, Little...

Q: What did the gay midget doctor say to his patient?
A: "OK, now you're gonna feel a little prick."

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