Word Play Jokes

A Shorty

Q: What is Black and White and Red all over?
A: A Newspaper

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Deaf Men Won't Listen

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, "boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn't stop!" The other Buddy says "when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen." "How do you do that?" Says the other. "It's easy! I turn off the light!"

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Pink & Purple

Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: Your girlfriend's grip.

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