Word Play Jokes

She's Dead

After their love-making session a young bride asks her husband "Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead too!"

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Florida Orange Growers and O.J. Simpson

Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.

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Michael Jackson & Santa

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.

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