Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Ammonia

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Anonymous

Laundry Wash

Q: Why should you wash your clothes in tide?
A: Because it's way too cold out-tide.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

The Snake and the Truck

There once was a snake crossing a highway and a truck ran over its ass. When the snake went back to get its ass, a truck ran over its head. The moral of the story is, "Don't lose your head over a piece of ass!"

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