For the Pigs

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

The Painter

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: "One more crack and I'll plaster you!"

Daffynitions!

• Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
• Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do.
• Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
• Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage.
• Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.
• Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
• Eclipse \e-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.
• Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
• Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.
• Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.
• Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots.
• Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: Two physicians.
• Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
• Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.
• Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.